Clearman's North Woods Inn

Yukon whorehouse fun for the whole family!

Popular Drinks: Shirley Temples, Roy Rogers and stiffer cocktails for the not-so-young at heart.

Food: Hearty "Alaskan" steaks (at a price).

Seating: Plenty o' room at the bar or sit at one of the big wooden tables.

Ambience: Everyone from San Marino Chinese to Alpine tourists gather here -- get a beer and toss your peanut shells on the floor (just like home!).

Extras/Notes: The crown jewel of the Clearman's Village fantasy strip mall, North Woods Inn is a giant chalet restaurant and lounge, replete with snow on the roof. Dining here can put a dent in your wallet, but head over on the weekends for the live (formerly Dixieland) acts in the lounge on Friday and Saturday nights. A less expensive meal can be had across the way at Clearman's Galley.

Parking: Parking lot.

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