NEW YORK — Michael J. Fox prompted my first tears of the evening with his Emmy reminiscences. They won't be the last. Oh no, they will not.

The Blue Man Group did a little ... well, I can't describe it, but it had to do with reality competition taglines and televisions on their heads.

Outstanding Reality-Competition Program: "The Amazing Race" again. I love it, but that's boring.

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series, presented by Zach Braff and Hugh Laurie. Whoa, Blythe Danner for "Huff." In her speech, she said Kiefer Sutherland babysat Gwyneth. Now that's a tidbit.

Blythe Danner with the first — and possibly only — anti-war moment: "Let's get the heck out of there!"