NEW YORK — Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or Movie: Paul Newman for "Empire Falls." He's not there.

Lauren Graham and Jennifer Love Hewitt presented the female version: Jane Alexander wins for "Warm Springs." Is Lauren Graham getting such prominent play because they know she was robbed? Because she was.

Kristen Bell is doing the theme song from "Fame." There are many things wrong with this, I will start with these: A) That was a movie first. B) I think these performances are supposed to be ironic, but they're really playing them so straight that it's hard to say. C) Don't make Kristen Bell do this! "Veronica Mars" needs to attract viewers, not repel them.

A man named Bucky Gunts won the Outstanding Directing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program for the Olympics opening ceremony. Bucky Gunts! Perhaps someone should name their cat after this man. Any interest out there?

Now: Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy. A parade of white men! Also known as, "The Daily Show." When Jon Stewart thanks "These guys" and gesticulates behind him at the crowd of writers, he ain't speaking metaphorically.