Have I mentioned that this is a terrifically boring Emmys? Except for Epatha and the painfully excruciating musical numbers, it's been by the book.

Marg Helgenberger and Quentin Tarantino are doing best made-for-TV movie. Marg, I'm still looking at you funny since that horrible dancing at the beginning of the show. You need to win back my trust.

"Warm Springs" wins.

And now the "Star Trek" theme song for the Emmy Idol competition. William Shatner says its opening words, and then Frederica von Stade sings it.

Okay, that was funny. Now we're supposed to go to CBS.com and vote for the Emmy Idol winner. There's really only one choice — I pulled the metaphorical lever for "Star Trek."