NEW YORK — Brad Garrett from "Everybody Loves Raymond" wins the first award: Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

Hair extensions: an American epidemic. (Suspects: Marcia Cross, Lauren Graham, Kristen Bell, Halle Berry.)

Ellen is interviewing Eva Longoria, who they shoved in the nose-bleed seats as a joke. That was actually funny.

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: William Shatner for "Boston Legal." Alan Alda faked ripped up a speech: also funny.

None of these actors have wrinkles? Why, do you think?