NEW YORK — Donald Trump and Megan Mullally just sang the theme song from "Green Acres" for the first ever Emmy Idol. I don't really understand what that is, but it's something about the most popular TV theme songs.

I repeat: Donald Trump and Megan Mullally just sang the theme song from "Green Acres." He was wearing overalls and holding a pitchfork. A friend of mine instant messaged me, writing, "I don't even know how you'll handle that."

I don't either.

Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program: Hugh Jackman, for his role as host of last year's Tony Awards. He's filming "X-Men 3" right now: Wolverine facial hair doesn't do him any favors when he's in a tuxedo.

i agree. jackman's facial hair is appalling and makes him look dangerous. it looks like he should be going berserk under the full moon.